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Friday, May 29, 2009

neeeeew post

I need to do a new post right now. It is the start of summer and things are quirky already. Yeah barrock osama wants to eat our children in the night and control our finances. Like cup cakes. Oh you do not know. The whole story of wacko-land is the tuskans invaded May 28 2009. they attacked with maces and javalins. We countered with violins and mandilins. The random story of world war 2 and a heif is so weird that I don't reccomend reading it unless you are really bored out of yon gourd. Like I am right now. So, the tuskans were attacking and were breaking our violins and mandililnssn. Then the tuskans ran into our forests and were greeted by cupcakes and bleeding maple trees. The epic battle continues in part two. I am litterally sooo bored that I am writing this stupid post. apologies apologies amen.

Monday, April 13, 2009

spam

this is a funny movie I found while trying to prove that the e-mail I got about Obama's IQ truly was spam. Monty Python's own, Spam!!!

Saturday, March 28, 2009

This is NOT true... (not that I'm not smarter than Obama.) :P

Now, about six years ago, I was professionally IQ tested, because the principal wanted to know if I could skip a grade or not, and I scored 137. Now, on a dumb IQ test spam e-mail, it said that Barrock Obama's IQ was 145. This is not possible, I said at last. But I took the test to see if I was smarter than Obama, and Indeed I was. Shows how accurate the makers of that are...


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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

the upside-down volcano.

today on the bus, my friend and I were talking about the upside-down volcano. Well, these 9th graders in front of us wanted to know what the upside-down volcano was. My friend and I started laughing. I told him to cross his eyes and he might see it. He didn't cross his eyes probably in order to maintain 'coolness' and asks what the upside-down volcano is again. He actually said, "let me see the volcano. My friend and I start laughing again. "Are you sure you want to see the upside-down volcano in action?" my friend asks. The 9th grader nods his head. We laugh some more and decide to show him the 'upside-down volcano'. My friend blows out of his nose and the 9th grader said, "EEEWWW! These guys are sick!" he yells. My friend sniffs everything back up to the upside-down volcano. Nothing really came out though. Yes it is extremely gross... but it is REALLY funny too! So know what I mean when I talk about... THE UPSIDE-DOWN VOLCANO...

Thursday, January 22, 2009

poll helps







One of my earlier posts tells about mucus. Read it and you just might be correct. Sorry for not posting in months... school this year is so distracting. Now, about another poll, which explosive has the most power?




C-4 ah yes exploding plastic. This one by no means is the faintest. It is a common millitary weapon for blasting forts, blasting through hills and clearing paths. Blaster caps are on it, and they stick metal rods into it to make it explode. I do not know if those rods are electromagnetic or what. Here is a picture of some C-4. Of course, this is a computer graphics picture.





Now, TNT is a combonation of elements not prossesed like C-4 or dynamite. This explosive is very unstable and is rarely used for emergencies or war. TNT stands for trinitrotoluene. This explodes on contact with any extreme heat such as fire. TNT is however, is still useful for testing the amount of joules given off compared to newer explosives. TNT is still dangerously explosive, and should not be fooled around with. This is a picture of a TNT missile that is used as a weapon of war aswell.


Finally we come to Dynamite. Dynamite gives out more joules of energy than TNT. This is used mainly in mining for blasting rock. Dynamite is a mixture of chemicals wrapped in paper to hold it together and to stop a lethal explosion. We all know a little bit about dynamite, some may know more than others, but this poll is comparisons and placements on every explosive not just how much you may know about dynamite. After being lit, running would be advisable. This is not used as a weapon of war often. Good luck on the polls!