Here's a couple good ones.

Are you under sixteen?  Are you having dating problems?  Boy have I got a solution for you!

Find something else to do!

Well, another new start it looks like.  This blog has basically flat-lined for a while, and now, thanks to a suggestion from Jacob Baldwin ( http://jacob-baldwin.blogspot.com/ ) , I'm turning it into a music blog.  So, that music playlist around the bottom of this webpage has got to go.  For starter's, here's my current fave.  Yeah.  I'm a fan of Lost.  Live with it.